特朗普诗九首诗| 唐纳德·特朗普 译| 杜鹏WE’RE GOING TO BEATWe’re going to beatCHINA, JAPAN!We’re going to beatMEXICO AT TRADE!We’re going to beatALL OF THESE COUNTRIES!That are taking so much ofOUR MONEY AWAY!我们将要战胜我们将要战胜中国，日本！我们将要赢得和墨西哥的交易！我们将要战胜所有这些国家他们拿走了太多属于我们的钱！BEAUTYThere’s nothing easyabout runningfor president,I can tell you.It’s tough.It’s nasty.It’s mean.It’s vicious.It’s beautiful.美好我想告诉的你的是竞选总统不是一件容易的事这很困难这很肮脏这很无礼这很恶毒这很美好The ViciousI was attacked viciouslyBy those womenOf course, it’s very hard for themTo attack me on looks,Because I am so good-lookingBut I was attacked very viciouslyBy those women恶毒我被这些女人们恶毒的攻击了当然，这对她们来讲这很难去攻击我的长相因为我长得太帅了但是我却被这些女人们非常恶毒的攻击了A Law of PublicityYou Know, it really doesn’t matter whatThey write as long as you’ve gotA young and beautiful piece of ass.But, she’s got to be young and beautiful一条有关宣传的法规你要知道，这些真的和他们怎么写没有任何关系，只要你能够得到一个又年轻又漂亮的屁股但是，她必须要年轻还要漂亮Smart TrumpI had an uncleWho went to MITWho is a top professor.Dr.John TrumpA genius.It's my blood.I’m smart.Great marks.Like, really smart.聪明的川普一家我有一个叔叔曾在麻省理工大学执教是那里最牛逼的教授约翰·川普博士一个天才这就是我的血统我很聪明而且是有认证的那种特别特别聪明God，In HeavenFor the record,I don’t think I am God.I believe in God.If God ever wantedAn apartment in Trump TowerI would immediately offerMy best luxury suiteAt a very special price上帝，在天堂你们要知道我不相信我是上帝我相信有上帝如果上帝想要一间川普大厦的房间的话我会立刻提供一间我们最奢华的房间而且是最优惠的价格MuslimsMost are fabulousAnd I say that.Number one pointMost are fabulous穆斯林大部分人都挺好就像我说的那样第一点就是大部分人都挺好I KNOW NOTHINGI know nothingabout. I mean,I don’t knowabout retweeting.I mean,you retweet somebody,and turns out to bea white supremacist.I know nothing.我不知道我不知道任何关于，我是说我不知道什么是转发我是说你转发某些人的推特结果成了白人至上的种族主义者我不知道High EducationMy family is terrificI mean, they really areNow, they’re highly educatedMy family is highly educatedI am highly educatedwhich until The Apprenticemost people didn’t knowThey thought I was a barbarianBut I’m highly educated高等教育我的家族特别牛逼我是说，他们真的特别牛逼现在，他们都受过高等教育我的家族是受过高等教育的家族我也是受过高等教育的直到《飞黄腾达》大部分都不知道他们以为我是个土豪但是我其实是受过高等教育的